Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ores Mined:	8269	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TMCCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions

TMCcraft (a minecraft server network) is all about it’s 2 gamemodes. Economy based factions and Traincarts Creative. In the Factions gamemode you can open your own shops with chestshops, start your auctions, rent a plot of land in the spawn, exchange your money for gold and much more, while still being a faction server. Though the gameplay has shifted more towards econemy instead of raiding.

The Creative server is a wallhalla for Themepark enthousiasts. With tools like Traincarts, Wireless redstone, Worldedit and others you’ll be able to create your very own Themepark in minecraft. Build rollercoaster with connected trains, which can be controlled by complex (or simple) redstone systems. From changing the speed to hanging carts beneath a rail, with traincarts you can do it all!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ParlaGames

Creative, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

The biggest minecraft server in Israel, if you want to play on an Israeli server with lots of games, this is the place for you. The server belongs to the Parliament community that specializes in the Israeli minecraft community and offers a variety of fun games that can be played endlessly. The server includes games like Aguirres, Plots (Creative), Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder, and Skyblock And many more soon. Join 20,000 unique players and play on the most successful server in Israel

This is the biggest Minecraft server in Israel, if you would like to play in an israeli server with tons of games this is the place for you. This server was made by an Israeli Community called Parlamentum. which provides a variaty of fun minigames that you can play non-stop. The games offers some games like EggWars, Plots (Creative) , Wilderness (Survival), Speed Builders, Murder Mystery and SkyBlock And much more soon. Join together with a 20,000 unique playerbase and play you too in the most successful server in Israel.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineVille

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MineVille Network – 1.16

We are a leading Minecraft experience. MineVille is a community based network that values player feedback. We have the following gamemodes!

Skyblock Survival Prison Minigames Anarchy

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecart Rapid Transit

Creative, Economy, Roleplay

The MRT Server is a greylisted freebuild creative server and community for city-building and transportation enthusiasts, running since July 2012. Anyone can join as a guest and explore the server, but to gain building privileges please apply to become a member.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	7725
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Farms Harvested:	509	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineStruck

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

MineStruck Network – Factions, Skyblock, Cannon and more!

Spread the word, gather your friends, and embark on this new adventure with Minestruck!

Discord: https://discord.gg/dqCPU8czKR

Website: https://minestruck.io

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Skuad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey all! Thanks for checking out our MinecraftServers page! Skuad is a pretty casual survival Minecraft! We run a variety of plugins to make the survival experience a bit more enjoyable! We have an economy run mostly by players, rankups that give you perks (for in-game money), and claiming! Among other things! Come say hi to us either in-game or on our Discord!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

IniziCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Inizicraft is a server network that has grown and changed in six years of existence. Inizicraft allows players to join and play along with their group of friends or collaborate with others who are on the server. We aim to provide a variety of different playing options to give all visitors something to enjoy. Rather than pay for a server or realm to play with your friends, hop on Inizicraft and enjoy our survival or creative experience that provides a vanilla experience, with the addition of helpful plugins that players can use if they wish. Inizicraft also hosts the Minecraft Building Toronto Network, which is a project is recreating the City of Toronto on a 1:1 Scale.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

True Worlds

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Polished since 2011, True Worlds is like a Diamond. We welcome You with a warm-hearted community of all ages. NO VIPs, only playtime matters and as a Beginner you’ll have everything you really need. Five different gamemodes open for every player, most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Item-based currency and rewards transferable between gamemodes. Rewards from parkours, minigames and monthly achievements. Come and discover the rest yourself!

True Worlds is like a diamond, polished since 2011. We warmly welcome you to True with the whole community. We do NOT have Tips, because only playing time matters. Even as a Beginner, you have the right to everything you need. There are five game environments open to each player, the most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Currency is tangible gold and prizes can be moved between game environments. You can redeem prizes for parkours, mini-games and monthly achievements. Come and experience True in all its glory!

﹥ IP: trueworlds.net (JE Premium) ﹥ Website: https://trueworlds.net/ ﹥ Discord: https://discord.gg/SkKe8nM ﹥ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trueworldsofficial/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FNaF Sister Server

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Official Sister FNaF Server! We are new and improved and a better FNaF server than ever before! In our server we have replicas of the FNaF maps 1-4, Fredbear’s Family Diner, FNaF Sister Location, the Pizza Simulator, Ultimate Custom Night, and the many spin-offs such as FNaC and TJoC as roleplay maps! We have also an Undertale section to our server for all of those Undertale Fans! But not only do we just have detailed role play maps, we also feature WORKING Factions and PlotMe, and Survival Plots! We are adding more as time goes along, our most recent additions to our server includes Bendy and the Ink Machine roleplay maps and Survival Plots! We have a very hardworking staff team who are always available to help. We hope you enjoy our server! Join us at fnafsisterserver.net. Also, check out our website at www.fnafsisterserver.enjin.com! We are in no way affiliated with Scott Cawthon, the makers of Undertale, or Disney.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineSpazio

Factions, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

THE BEST SERVER IN LATIN AMERICA SPEAKS HISPANIC WITH SURVIVAL FACTIONS SKYBLOCK PRISON HG PUENTES BUILDBATLE DESTROY THE NEXUS SKYWAR SKYGRID ROLEPLAY SPAZIOCOD AND MORE!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SnickerzCraft

Factions, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Here at SnickerzCraft our main objective is to have fun, with a wide variety of plugins the server is one step away from being modded without mods! Custom furniture and maps make SnickerzCraft a unique and amazing server with an awesome community! There’s something for everyone here at SnickerzCraft including RPG and Survival. We offer a unique player market as well as an Admin shop, the donation store is affordable and we are currently working on an Elemental prison server which is going to rock your socks off!

So don’t hesitate, come along and meet our extensive range of custom mobs, bosses and blocks, some of which include: Custom Backpacks, Fruit and vegetables, Table of elements, Custom survival items and much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Faceland

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Faceland is a survival server with an RPG twist! As you kill monsters you level up and grow stronger, gaining statpoints and awesome gear! The farther you you explore, the tougher the monsters get, and the greater the rewards become!

Join us at PLAY.FACE.LAND , or visit our website, https://www.face.land !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JumpCraft Parkour

Creative, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

JumpCraft is the largest US network that is dedicated to parkour. There are over 800+ courses on the server with new ones being added every day. Rankup, earn perks and build up your parkour skills on this server! Hope to see you there!

Jumpcraft Survival

Jumpcraft Parkour 700+ Parkour Maps Challenge Maps and Rewards 12+ Rankup Courses Designer World Dropper Maps 4 Difficulties Practice Server

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PotatoCraft

New server! Not looking for staff atm! Join now(: Factions! Friendly staff!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LotsOGames Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival

LotsOGames is a minigame network that aims to be non-pay to win, and fun for everyone all ages. LotsOGames listens to you and will improve every day.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Animals Bred:	121	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.