Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Villages Defended: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • VanillaAnarchy.net

    VanillaAnarchy.net

    Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • AdelCraft

    AdelCraft

    AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • TheVillagerPeople

    TheVillagerPeople

    We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Obsidian Gang

    Obsidian Gang

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8749 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SkallCraft Network

    SkallCraft Network

    New Network with a variety of mini-games in which players can enjoy each and every one of the daily updates and improvements will contain great and important things for the player’s fun. We have the modalities: – PrisonOP [1.7 – 1.19]

    Survival Revolution [1.8 – 1.19]

    – Survival SlimeFun [1.17 – 1.19]

    – CTW [1.7 – 1.19]

    – Practice [1.7 – 1.8]

    – FullPvP [1.7 – 1.19]

    – BedWars [1.8 – 1.19]

    SkyBlock [1.17 – 1.19]

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • L2X9

    L2X9

    L2X9 is a cracked anarchy server for Minecraft 1.12.2. The server has no rules and is a free-for-all. Players can grief, raid, and pvp.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP

    Lucid SMP is a Semi-Vanilla HermitCraft style SMP. We have a friendly staff team with a great community, and only a few plugins.We have no land claim, but to prevent griefers we have protection and rollback methods, so anything stolen will be replaced. We have a few plugins, such as vanilla tweaks and /home.There is no applications so you can just click join and then play!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9895 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor

    Lone Survivor is a survival SMP server that welcomes all players. The primary focus of the server is survival and PVE however players that enjoy PVP can toggle it on and off. This allows players to play the way they want when they want.Quality of Life Features: – Teleportation – Homes – Random teleportation – GriefPreventionNow playable on Java and Bedrock!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Serenity Realms

    Serenity Realms

    Welcome to Serenity Realms!Serenity Realms is a community known for a great staff team and it’s friendly community. With over 5 years of experience in hosting Minecraft Servers, we aim to bring you a quality experience, bug and lag free.Zero Tolerance Anti-Grief Policy

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 85 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • PokeWild

    PokeWild

    PokéWild is a Non-Modded Pixelmon Survival Gamemode with tons of unique features!– Completely Vanilla, No Mods Needed! – Pokémon Generations 1 through 3! – Custom Crafting! – Unique Claim System!IP Address: play.pokewild.com Website: https://pokewild.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQtr95SMmg Store: https://store.pokewild.com/

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CladeCraft

    CladeCraft

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Chimeras Created: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Star Shards Collected: 289 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Ellenor

    Ellenor

    Ellenor is an Economy based survival server with many extras. There is a wide arrange of minigames for you to play, jobs to earn extra money with, MCMMO and a discord where everyone comes together.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 23
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Minecraft Lucid Access (MCLA)

    Looking for a server that have long lasting end-game experience and friendly community where both Premium and Cracked can join too?Gamemodes: – Survival RPG – Skyblock – ON Prison – Parkour – Enhanced Vanilla – The Walking Dead – BedWars – Lots of MiniGames!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Camp Half-Blood

    Camp Half-Blood

    Welcome, Demigod!Play Minecraft in a Percy Jackson – based server! We have weekly events, as well as gameplay of survival in Camp Half-Blood, quests in Mount Olympus, team games in the Parthenon, and Athena-inspired design contests in our creative world! Opt-In at: www.camphalfbloodaustin.org/minecraft Join server with IP: minecraft.camphalfbloodaustin.org

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Herobrine.org

    Herobrine.org

    Herobrine is a Minecraft server bringing players together in one place. Join our community and make new friends to play with!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8806 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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