Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	149	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SpaceDelta

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

SpaceDelta is a network which thrives on creating new and innovative content. We at SpaceDelta are dedicated to enriching players experience, and we do this with the community – for the community.

Not only that, SpaceDelta presents some of the most unique and addictive content. – The Void – The Obelisk – Runes – Custom Currencies And much more!

What are you waiting for? Join our discord to be apart of our adventure, https://discord.gg/spacedelta

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MineMania

Survival, Vanilla

February 2015. The server started on the 8th directly after the stoppage of the well-known HU-Minecraft ProMC server. The admin team at that time created this server. Unlike ProMC, MineMania allowed for all game types, but in early 2017 it returned to ProMC’s own plugin and plain survival game mode.

Thanks to the plugin created by us, you can play with easy-to-use, clean systems. You can send items to online/offline players. You can sell your bored things at the auction, which online players can bid on.

Because of the huge track, you can settle in a place where the best panorama opens up to your 101×101 area. Maybe you can expand your empire if you play with your friends and defend them together, like a chessboard. For a calm game, mobs and pvp can be turned off, and you can ban all players who are not your friends.

MineMania’s target audience is players who want to play Minecraft in a community, rather than hopping around islands with a wooden sword.

Our IP address: play.minemania.hu Website: http://www.minemania.hu/

Remember, more is better! Come to our Discord server to chat with other players. Join: http://dc.minemania.hu/

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1793
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Aero Survival

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introduction Welcome to Aero, a unique and fun place to hangout, and chat with friends. Aero is a Survival Multiplayer server with aspect that offers unique experiences ,custom events, and an abundance of free perks that differentiates us from any other server.

Features While being rather new, Aero comes with a plethora of features that are ready to go. You can find a list of them below. – Lands Management, create lands and invite friends with limited to no griefing. – Voting Rewards, vote for our server and get unique, valuable rewards, and high teir ranks. – Extra Perks, for just joining the server you get free Flight in Spawn, Tpa, Hat, and Stone Tools.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Last Block Bender – Avatar Bending

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

THE LAST BLOCK BENDER is a bending server inspired by the world of Avatar: The Last Air Bender and The Legend of Korra. Choose an element to control and wield awesome powers as you fight in the many PVP arenas, level up your skills as you explore quests in the Spirit world, and build your nation in the pursuit of power and glory!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EU Winter.tf Slimefun SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Just a random small minecraft server run by side for fun, hosted in germany on a pretty good dedicated machine, we have a normal survival world and slimefun 😀 Rules: 1 No Griefing. 2 No Stealing. 3 No Spamming. 4 No Advertising. 5 No Racist or Sexist Remarks. 6 No Mods/Hacks (Ask staff) 7 No Chat Abuse. 8 No Builds Near Spawn. 9 No Asking for OP or Items. 10 Use Common Sense. 11 Respect all Players. 12 Obey Staff.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MatureCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MatureCraft, we are just a group of adult players who want to relax and enjoy the game. Griefing is NOT allowed. We welcome anyone over 16 years of age. The server is a Mature server with a mature audience who enjoy a joke or two. Come join hang out with us! Please submit a whitelist request on our discord @ discord.gg/aCYcr6B

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9516	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineMC

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP

Welcome to MineMC! We’re a prison server that have taken inspiration from the Minetime Network and are determined to build off of it to enhance the experience for all players. Here are a few features you can look forward to:

1) Factions: Once you reach the rank of [Freeman] you can start to explore the free world, make a faction with your friends and make a base, or join an established faction. 2) mcMMO: Level up your stats to help gain more items when mining and farming, upgrade your critical hits and disarming rate in PvP, and much more! 3) Community feedback: We take all feedback from our community seriously and consider how we can implement your ideas. You can join our community by going to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/UbWZ7xQ.

Come and enjoy MineMC!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	2769	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AirCraft SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

All you could want in a Survival Server and MORE. Weekly updates, 24/7 Up-time, LAG FREE, 100% GRIEF PREVENTION, Economy, Dedicated Staff, Player Shops, Stock Market Based on REAL stocks, Casino, Lotteries, Growing and Friendly Community

Whether you’re looking for a place to play with/make friends, or wanting the challenge to survive on your own, AirCraft is a great place to make your new “server home”. We have a friendly staff team and a growing community along with optimized servers to ensure you are always able to log in and play with a lag free experience. We have a whole server dedicated to PLAYER SHOPS where you can take hold of our competitive economy.

We are constantly optimizing our server to ensure there’s little to NO LAG.

Upon joining, feel free to /rtp right away to begin your adventure. You can create claims using a golden shovel and /vote to rank-up on our server.

Each vote has a chance to earn you rare items along with additional ranks within the server.

Commands to get you started are: /rtp, /sethome, and /vote.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	215	Ores Mined:	5644
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Wisp Valley

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server IP: play.wispvalley.com Discord: https://discord.gg/H5kcYuvJfS Dynmap: http://map.wispvalley.com:2052/ Donate: https://wispvalley.buycraft.net/

You will find more information on the server on our website.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PPMC Network

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

PPMC boasts a custom Pixelmon Team based survival experience, now with Oh The Biomes You’ll Go! Featuring, Shiny starters, custom joinable teams, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, and unique vote shop.

PPMC also offers a custom adventure map Pokemon region called Arivium. This region features 8 challenging gyms, custom spawns, and a completely custom story to carry you through your journey in order to become the champion!

Server Discord: https://discord.gg/BKdA9Ua Server Store: http://playpixelmonmc.buycraft.net/category/1214696 Join now! IP: mc.playpixelmon.org

You get $500 per vote, a vote token, and a chance at a vote crate key.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FaithAvenue

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to your new paradise! FaithAvenue is faith focused city themed network, Christian, Jewish and all others are welcomed here. Our server is packed with all the latest plugins (over 70) and tons of custom content/gear for you to enjoy! We have a massive 1400 block wide by 2400 block long interactive city. Filled with random events, shops and hundreds of places to call home. We also always have the latest survival world and never delete maps. Our staff are well seasoned and always willing to help. Ranks are class based with tiers and are completely free, each class has a feature packed guild to visit. Our classes are Economist, Archer, Soldier, Worker, Traveler and Architect. So pop your head in and get to know us, we promise you’ll find us to be your new second home!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OurTown

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Classic Minecraft Survival, with no griefing! We are a semi-vanilla server, offering the necessary tweaks to make multiplayer work better: /TPA to your friends, or set out into the /Wild. Set your /home and claim your land for grief protection. Trade with others through player-made shops. Watch your builds grow on our live-map and hang out in Discord. Everyone is welcome here!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MultyPlay Official Server

Creative, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

MultyPlay is a minecraft community from Romania, once it even reached the 3rd largest minecraft community in Romania, having as sections: Survival normal / survival 1.12, creative, skypvp, assassins, skyblock normal / skyblock easy! The community is created by Alexandru Vicoleanu known as Vico or xVicoBT_RO, currently the community is 3 years old and maintains 150-200 players constantly!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

AkarCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

AkarCraft is a non-premium Minecraft server oriented towards minigames, survival and PvP. You will be able to enjoy a server that has been open for more than 5 years, where our priority is that you have a good time.

In addition, we have a great community behind us in which you can make many friends to play with in AkarCraft or other games.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	65	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MilkyMC Whitelisted Hermitcraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to MilkyMC, We are a new Hermicraft inspired server with a small but growing community. We are looking for some people to join us on our server, if your interested in playing a server that has amazing builds, themed districts, and friendly players feel free to apply to our whitelist. We believe in a non-pay2win environment, and for this reasons we do not accept donations! We have anti-grief and hack protection, and a custom made white listing system that insures fast and accurate whitelisting.

All our builds are done completely in survival, with out any mods or cheats!

To apply for the whitelist, join our discord and follow the simple instructions. Go to: Discord.MilkyMC.com for more information!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3386	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ores Mined:	1950

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.