Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	161	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Void Armor Forged:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5773

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	9158	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Animals Bred:	154
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	2248
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mines Excavated:	1542	Zombie Dances:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

MugroKraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

MUGROKRAFT SERVER JAVA Y BEDROCK // MULTIPLATAFORMA // CROSSPLAY

(+) Version: 1.20.1 (+) IP: 129.151.113.190:25565 (+) Survival World (+) Jobs, Lore, Clans, Warps, Marriage, Pets, Ranks, Protections, Events, Rewards, Missions, Economy, Skins, ArenaPVP, Shops and much more. (+) Para No Premium y Premium (+) His Law (+) Discord: https://discord.gg/6xWjpuUp2g

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MC Chill and Play

Survival

MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BuildTheEarth

Creative, Earth, Vanilla

Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Frostwire Gaming Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!