Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Most Retards Will Eat This Up Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is filled with action-packed drama and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging explosive attacks from sneaky Jewish players who are out to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, they’ve been instructed to tone it down for now because too many players were getting scared. It’s like a real-life spy thriller, but in Minecraft!

And if you’re looking for some entertainment, just scroll through the chat and witness the epic battles between the truth-seekers and the jidf kikes. It’s like a never-ending soap opera that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world of chaos, conspiracy, and craziness. Who knows what wild adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 105/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Herobrine Sightings: 10 Magic Items Found: 5123
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Invictus

    Invictus

    Create your own Empire or if you don’t like Empires, Make your own Republic or rather you can join one of the established Nations and assimilate yourself in the ambience of Geopolitics and Roleplay or fight in the Wars between great nations. Everything happens on Earth, Everything will happen on Earth.

    Map: http://play.invictus-earth.net:25630 IP: play.invictus-earth.net

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Emeralds Found: 6203
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Potions Brewed: 63
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixel Paradise

    Pixel Paradise

    Welcome to the server where the adventure never ends! Expand your creativity and strategy in a world full of guilds where you can conquer territories and compete with others. Earn your fortune in the marketplaces by selling valuable resources found in the depths of the mines. Experience exciting auctions where each bid can bring you unique items. Take on a variety of jobs that will not only enrich your wallet, but also provide unforgettable experiences. Join our community that creates a unique server atmosphere and express yourself in a world where every day is a new story. Welcome to a world where every player can experience success and leave their mark in the vast kingdom of Minecraft!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 215
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork

    ApexNetwork is a small community Minecraft Prison server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! BEDROCK NOT SUPPORTED YET! IP: play.apexprisons.xyz

    1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

    Modes Available Now! » Prisons

    Future Modes! » Pixelmon » Modded Survival » and More!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 472 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6889 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TryHardMC

    TryHardMC

    TryHardMC The #1 LifeSteal Server!

    Voting Rewards/Vote Party ⋙ Coin Shop ⋙ PlayTime Rewards ⋙ Economy ⋙ DeathBans

    IP: play.TryHardMC.net STORE: store.TryHardMC.net

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Potato-Network

    Potato-Network

    Welcome to PotatoSMP – The Ultimate Minecraft Experience!

    PotatoSMP is not just a server; it’s a vibrant community where players come together to create, explore, and embark on epic adventures! Immerse yourself in a custom 6k map, teeming with wonders and challenges.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Arch

    The Arch

    Welcome to The Arch. We’re a semi vanilla SMP with a generally mature playerbase. If you are looking for a fun group of people with long term goals, join today!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Runes Activated: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineSon

    MineSon

    MineSon is a unique server with many unique enchantments, such as the Seed Planter, which allows you to plant seeds in 3×3 areas when using Shift + RMB, and the Bulldozer, which gives you a chance to break a 3x3x3 area.

    If you need more storage space, our backpacks are very roomy. Simply open the workbench, place a chest in the center and top and bottom the chest with any precious blocks to create your backpack with 2 lines (18 slots) of free space.

    The beacon on the server has been completely revamped and now it has as many as 15 effects such as plant growth booster, experience booster, spavner booster, stove booster and so on.

    Join MineSon and enjoy a unique Minecraft survival experience!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SottoSopravvivenza

    SottoSopravvivenza

    We welcome you to SottoSopravvivenza, a server that you will surely become fond of.

    Starting from the assumption that we have decided to give everyone the opportunity to play with us without any borders, using cross-play, making some of the server modes accessible both through Minecraft: Java Edition and Minecraft: Bedrock Edition.

    20 tps average and high visual rendering and many other functions, to guarantee excellent playability without decreasing performance. Our main and most updated mode is SurvivalPlus, but we also have PlotCreative with fastAsyncWorlEdit for everyone, Bedwars and some custom minigames!.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Crops Grown: 5286

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Natublock

    Natublock

    CEO and Founder: Orion Owner: segu23

    NATUBLOCK NETWORK Modality: – OP Prison (Custom) 1.8x-1.19x – Survival Custom 1.17x-1.19x

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Villages Defended: 18
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • KitPVP US

    KitPVP US

    We are a Kit PVP server with the goal of capturing the magic of 1.7-1.8 PVP, with a modern twist that will keep you coming back!

    Our server unashamedly runs natively on Minecraft 1.8, though all versions from 1.7.10-1.20.4 are supported. The idea behind this server is to bring in all the old desirable elements of 1.7/1.8-style PVP, with a bunch of new custom tweaks to certain items to make the game more interesting. Sure, we don’t have all the new fancy blocks, mobs, and ingots, but do you really need to worry about those things when you’re fighting people on a map that is still drop-dead gorgeous?

    We plan to offer a plethora of custom minigames, and at the moment we do have a custom-made KOTH minigame which our dedicated developers and builders have worked on quite meticulously for the past few months. This server has been over a year in the making, and the quality and polish of our custom map, spawn, shop, plugins, minigames, and items will reflect that. We spent a lot of time carefully crafting what we believe will be one of the best, most interesting PVP experiences a Minecraft server will be able to offer to players.

    As a server dedicated to hardcore 1.8 style PVP, we do not have any forms of active anticheat on the server. Instead, we require the latest version of Lunar Client. This effectively stops cheaters and people using cheat-injected forms of Lunar Client before they even join the server. We do have passive anticheat alerts for staff members, but nothing that will actively impede movement or reach.

    We are also proudly a PLAY to win server, we are not pay to win. That gets quite boring and very difficult for regular players when they are up against people who can just spend $5-$20 and get access to ridiculously OP gear. Don’t get us wrong, we want to provide an incentive to people who support us, and we do give those people access to exclusive kits and other exclusive cosmetic features. However, even the highest paid rank does not get access to the best kit on the server: that kit can be obtained by simply ranking up with in-game money, not real life money!

    We know getting this this type of server, which is a dying breed these days, online with an activate playerbase will be an uphill battle. There is a huge monopoly who shall not be named that garners the majority of the Minecraft PVP community these days, and we’re really hoping to offer something unique that they just simply don’t on their massive megaplex of a server. Think of it as the real-life equivalent of supporting a small business instead of a major megacorp! We might not have the vast resources they do, but we do have a fiercely dedicated team.

    Thank you all for viewing our listing and reading this message, and we hope to see you online!- bbear (Owner/Founder of KitPVP US)

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Players Killed by Monsters: 892 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ShiningSun

    ShiningSun

    The best current Gens server, join us and accompany us on this incredible adventure that protects you together with ShiningSun!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 81 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • HyFlexMC

    HyFlexMC

    Welcome to HyFlexMC, the ultimate Minecraft Survival Server where adventure meets community! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of survival, where the spirit of anti-grief reigns supreme. Our server is meticulously crafted to provide a seamless and enjoyable survival experience for players of all levels.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • SolCraftMC

    SolCraftMC

    Welcome to SolCraftMC | Norwegian Minecraft Server

    About us:

    SolCraftMC is a 90% Norwegian Minecraft server.

    We aim to create a peaceful society where you can play at your own pace and explore the world without losing what you have achieved along the way. This is a server for those who want to play a slightly different Minecraft, than what the ordinary minecraft was originally intended for. SolCraftMC takes it a step further and finds new ways to make Minecraft better.

    Our goal is for everyone to thrive and have an incredibly fun minecraft experience with the plugin functions SolCraftMC uses to date. SolCraftMC is for all ages and we want a quiet server for everyone.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PokeNova

    PokeNova

    Pokenova has released a pixelmon server! We want to provide story implementations, smp mechanics and economy listings so you will never get bored! We appreciate the help beta testing, in order for us to provide the best server possible! We are ready to listen to our players for criticisms and ideas! Join today to join our wonderful community!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SkyFactory2 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

    >> Server address: skyfactory.craftersland.net

    ░░░░░░ SkyFactory2 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Island menu and level using Ultimate SkyBlock plugin. > Challenges. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Zombie Dances: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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