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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8529 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 9551 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
