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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3390 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Farms Harvested: | 982 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5841 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
