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| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 5920 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9127 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
