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| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5892 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!
So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6879 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?
So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!
PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Potions Brewed: | 61 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?
But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?
With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1268 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.
So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 94/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Farms Harvested: | 194 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
