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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 9799 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.