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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6267 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 290 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.