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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 391 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?
Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!
And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.