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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7551 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!