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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8288 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Star Shards Collected: | 148 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!