MonaKraft – Kardashian of Minecraft

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the mona lisa is actually a secret portal to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas.

we got diamond armor that makes you invincible and creepers that explode into rainbows instead of blowing up your stuff.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the hidden golden chicken in the enchanted forest.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Emeralds Found:	9682	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3601	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism

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join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Animals Bred:	147
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	96	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BoyfriendBlunderMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Emeralds Found:	1706	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	863	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

KyivKaboomCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Zombie Dances:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

No Ego Zone

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Alien Abductions:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Runes Activated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.