Mom’s Unwelcome Mansion

15 guest rule, 4 wheelers, clean socks, dog, expensive furniture, family dynamics, Farm, Fishing, game room, grandkids, kids’ hobbies, MANSION, moms, movie theater, multimillion dollar home, no bare feet, pond, step dad, stressful, strict rules, Unwelcome, unwelcoming, unwelcoming house

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more strict than my mom’s 6th marriage? Look no further! Join our server where we have more rules than you can shake a stick at. Want to ride a 4-wheeler? Better make sure those tire marks are invisible. Want to fish in our pond? Better not get too close to the liner! And don’t even think about using the game room or movie theater without our supervision – we’re watching you!

But hey, it’s all worth it for the chance to eat outside on the game card table, right? And who needs a dog in the house when you can have your own garage for him? So come join us on our server where the rules are as strict as my mom’s plastic runners at a pool party. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you won’t get yelled at for leaving your shoes by the front door!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, akane, Archive, asuna, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, general, Hards, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Rowdy and Cheery, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, Umika

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8780	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

aid distribution, Alternatives, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, control, crisis management., gaza, GazaAidCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, palestine, Peacekeeping, political intervention, regional stability, security measures, StripHamasCtrl

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	2886

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

collaboration, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Event, ever, exclusive, Gaming, Gunrun, Invitation, Live streaming, Minecraft, more, Needed, Needs, ONLINE, opportunity, Partnership, Server, Streamer, twitch, virtual, vshojo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3778
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	420530	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	157	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	77	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HezboSmashCraft

airstrikes, airstrikes on Hezbollah, Combat, Conflict, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah in Lebanon, HezboSmashCraft, idf, IDF airstrikes, Israeli defense forces, lebanese, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism, War

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN oUr aWeSoMe MiNeCrAfT sErVeR? wElL lEt mE tElL yOu, wE hAvE mOrE eXcItInG aCtIoN tHaN tHe iDF aIrStRiKiNg HeZbOlLaH iN lEbAnOn! yOu cAn bUiLd yOuR oWn cRaZy bAsE aNd fIgHt oFf cReEpErS aNd zOmBiEs lIkE a tRuE hErO! pLuS, wE hAvE a mYsTeRiOuS dUnGeOn fUlL oF tReAsUrE aNd dAnGeRoUs mOnStErS wAiTiNg fOr yOu tO eXpLoRe! jOiN nOw aNd bEcOmE tHe uLtImAtE mInEcRaFt cHaMpIoN!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Farms Harvested:	335
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SARS-CoV-2 Memory Quest

brain function, changes, cognition, cognition changes, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, cognitive testing, coronavirus, Covid-19, human challenge study, long-term effects, Memory, memory assessment, memory changes, memory function, Memory Loss, neurological effects, Quest, research study, SARS-CoV-2, SARSCOV2

LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where ur memory and brain power will get a total makeover! We got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha-cha, it’s a wild ride, folks!

Join us for the SARS-CoV-2 human challenge study, where you’ll be testin’ your memory and cognition skills like never before. Forget about school or work, this is where the real brain power is at!

Our players have reported seein’ unicorns and talkin’ chickens after spendin’ just a few hours on our server. Who needs reality when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you do, then we can’t help ya)!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Woke Minecraft Server – Your Steam Library?

Diversity, Gaming, Inclusivity, library, Minecraft, Server, social justice, Steam, Steam library, video games, Woke, woke community, WOKE CULTURE, woke detector, woke gamers, woke gamers unite, woke gaming, woke gaming community, woke gaming culture, woke gaming movement, woke gaming revolution

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most woke Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and discover a world where the blocks are made of pure unicorn glitter and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so woke that even the Ender Dragon has a subscription to The New York Times!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and a diamond pickaxe that can mine through space and time. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with songs about the joys of crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most woke Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Villages Defended:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Animals Bred:	185
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

6 inch dick, big, body image, Confidence, dick, ENERGY, feeling inadequate, inadequacy, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, Minecraft, penis envy, penis size, self esteem, self worth, self-conscious, Size Comparison, size envy, size matters, small member, small package, small penis, smp, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoSmokeNoProbsMC

campus housing, campus rules, cigarettes, consequences, disruptive behavior, Eviction, fire alarm, illegal, law enforcement, Lease Violation, Marijuana, no smoking apartment, no smoking campus, noise disturbance, NoSmokeNoProbsMC, roommate communication, roommate conflict, smoking, university roommates, Weed

Are you tired of living with a mysterious roommate who smokes weed like it’s going out of style? Join our Minecraft server and escape the smell of marijuana-induced coughing fits!

Our server is a safe haven from illegal activities and annoying roommates. No need to worry about violating leases or breaking the law here – just pure, wholesome Minecraft fun.

Plus, who knows what kind of crazy antics your roommate will get up to next? Will he set off the fire alarm again? Will he start a weed farm in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and leave the drama of real life roommates behind. Who knew escaping from reality could be so entertaining?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9154	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyGirlz

baby names, beautiful names, CraftyGirlz, favorite names, girl names, name choices, name favorites, name ideas, name options, name preferences, name recommendations, name selection, name suggestions, naming a girl, opinion, popular names, pretty names, unique names

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs!

Our server is so amazing that the prettiest girl name in the world is actually the server name itself. That’s right, we’re so fabulous that even the universe agrees. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and wonder, come join us and bask in the glory of our majestic Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes and fly through the sky on a magical carpet. Plus, every time you log on, a chorus of angels will sing your name and shower you with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	178	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocktopia: Where even the creepers can’t find the chief

Assassination, blocktopia, Checking, chief, Conflict, CREEPERS, Dead, Find, gaza, Hamas, incommunicado, Israel, leader, Longshot, MIDDLE EAST, Militant, Palestinian, Political, Possibility, speculation, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence

So, like, come join our totally rad Minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures ever! Like, one time, we found a secret portal to a land filled with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts! And another time, we built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of chocolate pudding! Plus, our admin once rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers and saved the day! So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server of awesomeness?! Join now before the Hamas chief steals all the diamonds and blows up our pixelated world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	299	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

addiction, Censorship, Crisis, culture, empowerment, Ethics, Jewish weapons, Liberation, mental health, Minecraft, morality, no-fap, Paradise, PIXEL, pornography, Religion, resistance, self-control, Server, sexual content, society, taboo, temptation, temptation control.

Are you tired of falling victim to Jewish weapons like porn? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have created a safe haven for those who resist the temptations of the Jewish conspiracy. Join us and keep being a no fap warrior in this epic battle against the forces of temptation! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any unwanted distractions while you build your epic creations. So come join us and let’s fight the good fight together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	243
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

The Suffering Poorfag Minecraft SMP

Beta, budgeting, economic hardship, Edition, financial burden, financial challenges, financial difficulties, financial distress, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial strain, financial struggle, frugality, Hardship, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, Minecraft, money management, poorfag, POVERTY, smp, Suffering

Are you tired of being a poorfag in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the depths of poverty! Join us and experience the luxurious life of a Minecraft baller.

We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the elite players have access to. Rumor has it that if you mine there long enough, you’ll stumble upon a chest full of enchanted golden apples and rare blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Mafia. These feathered fiends rule the land with an iron beak, and if you join their ranks, you’ll have access to exclusive chicken-themed weapons and armor.

So why suffer as a poorfag when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft king? Join us now and start your journey to riches and chicken domination!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.