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PrisonCraft177

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so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Towns Built:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Log Boss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being just another log in the forest of Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, no log is greater than YOU! That’s right, we believe in empowering our players to be the biggest, baddest logs in all the land.

Join us and experience the thrill of chopping down trees with your bare hands, crafting epic log cabins that put Lincoln Logs to shame, and engaging in intense log rolling competitions with other players. Who knew being a log could be so exhilarating?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the legendary Log King himself roams the server, bestowing gifts of enchanted axes and diamond-studded bark to those who prove themselves worthy. Will you be the one to claim the title of Log Royalty?

So come on down to our server and show the world that when it comes to logs, you’re the top dog… er, log!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Runes Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Wrong Alex Jones Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, wacky adventures, and mind-bending puzzles.

Ever wanted to build a secret underground base to hide from the government? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning! We have players who believe the moon landing was faked, aliens are among us, and that Bigfoot is actually a Minecraft mob waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a rollercoaster of a time. Just remember, nothing is as it seems, and the truth is out there…somewhere.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4410	Star Shards Collected:	205

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

InstaJammin’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you ready to become a pro player and dominate the virtual world? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft rockstar! Imagine shredding on a diamond guitar, banging on a obsidian drum set, or even playing a creeper piano (watch out for those explosive notes!).

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Enderdragon band, who perform epic concerts every Saturday night. Get ready to headbang with the best of them and show off your musical skills to the whole server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and become the musical master you’ve always dreamed of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NarcissistCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Towns Built:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server has something that will spice up your gameplay – Japanese sex demons! That’s right, we have a whole new mob in the game that will seduce your enemies and distract them while you sneak up and steal their diamonds. But be careful, these demons are not to be messed with – they have a seductive charm that can make even the most experienced players fall under their spell.

Join our server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other. Explore a world filled with danger, intrigue, and of course, Japanese sex demons. Who knows what other surprises await you in this twisted and hilarious Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Towns Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5109
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Cube Edition server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch Apple of Infinite Power, battle against the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music, and uncover the mysteries of the haunted mineshaft where the ghosts of creepers past roam free.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Halloween Jam event where you can dress up your character in spooky costumes and compete in pumpkin carving contests.

So what are you waiting for? Join Cube Edition today and experience Minecraft like never before! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any lost items, blown-up bases, or unexpected encounters with Herobrine.)

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ElephantEscapeCraft

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Yo, so like, imagine this crazy server where you can play Minecraft with 100 rescued elephants! They escaped a flash flood at a sanctuary in Thailand and now they’re roaming around, ready to build some epic structures with you!

But beware, two of them didn’t make it through the evacuation, so you gotta be on your toes and protect your new elephant friends at all costs. Join now for a wild adventure like no other, where you can ride elephants into battle and conquer the Minecraft world together! 🐘🌊🔥 #ElephantSurvivalServer

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	5909
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FarmCraft: Parasitic Humans

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so like, imagine a world where humans are like, the ultimate parasites, but in a cool way. we farm the humans, bro. like, we make them do all the work while we sit back and relax. and guess what? you can be a part of this crazy world on our minecraft server!

join us and experience the thrill of being a human farmer. build your own human farm, feed them, make them work for you, and watch them thrive under your rule. it’s like the hunger games, but with humans instead of tributes.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic battles where you can pit your human army against other players’ human armies. conquer lands, expand your farm, and become the ultimate human farmer in the server.

so come on, join us on this insane adventure and show everyone who’s the boss in this twisted world of human farming. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Publicly Trapped in Vanilla Spawn

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Griefing Policy	Not allowed
Server Version	1.20.4 (updating to 1.21 soon)
World Age	4 years old, no resets ever
Allowed Actions	Killing only if attacked first, no continued killing

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server.

Q: Are cheats allowed on the server?

A: No, cheats are not allowed on our server.

Q: Are there teleport commands like tpa or sethome available?

A: No, there are no teleport commands on our server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: mc.spawntrapped.org

Q: Is the server world regularly reset?

A: No, the server world is 4 years old and there are no resets planned.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Shark Wife Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find the most adorable shark wives in all of the virtual world! Our server is home to a thriving community of players who have all found love and companionship with their very own shark spouse. Swim with your shark wife in our custom-built underwater city or take her on a romantic date to the depths of the ocean. Join now and experience the love and laughter that comes with having a shark wife by your side!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxy McFoxington Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to Arkenfox, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why choose Arkenfox over Betterfox or any other fox-themed server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent foxes who have mastered the art of Minecraft gameplay. That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside actual foxes who will guide you through the game with their wisdom and cunning strategies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items that only the bravest players can uncover. Rumor has it that the bunker is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges anyone who dares to enter. Will you be the one to defeat the chicken and claim the treasures within?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a custom user profile generator that will create a personalized profile for you based on your answers to a series of ridiculous questions. Want to be known as the “Banana King” or the “Penguin Whisperer”? Our generator can make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join Arkenfox today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Dragon Scales Harvested:	111
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MomStopperCraft

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids at family parties? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and have fun without any creepy kids waving toy guns around. Plus, we have zero tolerance for inappropriate behavior, so you can game in peace without any uncomfortable situations. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CreeperEncounter: LOLz

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Have you ever met a criminal? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be surrounded by them! But don’t worry, they’re all just misunderstood players who got caught stealing diamonds or griefing someone’s house. Join us for a wild ride of dodging prison guards and plotting epic heists to steal rare items from other players. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious bandit in all of Minecraft! So come on, join our server and embrace your inner outlaw. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re the real criminals around here.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	130
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3