Mom’s Taxi Service: No Vomit Guarantee | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the party never stops! Just like driving a bunch of drunk adults home from Oktoberfest, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a night of chaos and mayhem, just like trying to wrangle a group of tipsy friends into a car. Who knows what will happen next? Maybe someone will randomly decide to walk to the next pub in the middle of the night!

But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get home safely – just like calling a taxi for your drunken friends. And if things get out of hand, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with drunkards in real life on our server!

So come join us for a wild ride, where the only thing crazier than trying to drive a group of drunk adults home is the adventures waiting for you on our Minecraft server!

RegretKidnappingMe – Minecraft SMP

Kidnapped Regret Captors Resistance Strength Survival Courage Self-defense Escape Fight back Tough Resourceful Resilient Determined Unbreakable Fearless Fierce Fighter Protector Warrior, Minecraft, RegretKidnappingMe, smp

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil villagers. Plus, if you get kidnapped, our admin will swoop in on a dragon and rescue you with a sword made of pure awesomeness. Trust me, you do NOT want to miss out on this epic adventure! #JoinNow #BestSMPever #FlyingPigsFTW

CreeperCarnage: IdealDeathZn

CreeperCarnage, death contemplation, death fulfillment, death preferences, death reflection, death satisfaction, death scenario, death wishes, desired death, end of life, final moments, ideal death, ideal way to die, IdealDeathZn, mortality acceptance, peaceful departure, peaceful passing, perfect death, preferred death, preferred passing, ultimate death

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Towns Built:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only way to die is by falling off a cliff or getting attacked by a zombie? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer the most EPIC ways to meet your demise! Want to be squished by a giant flying pig? Done. How about being turned into a block of cheese by a mischievous wizard? We got you covered. Join our server for the ultimate death experience and see if you can survive the insanity!

AssadCraft: Poisoned in Moscow

Assad, AssadCraft, assassination plot, chemical attack, conspiracy theories, Dictatorship, Government, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, Ousted leader, Poisoned, poisoning attempt, political turmoil, Politics, regime change, russia, security threat, Syria, unverified reports, War Crimes, world leaders

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE DRAMA THAN A POISONING ATTEMPT ON A SYRIAN LEADER IN MOSCOW!

WE GOT MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OUT OF TNT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME EPIC PVP BATTLES AND BUILD A HOUSE MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

WE GOT MORE SECRETS THAN A SPY AGENCY AND MORE LAUGHS THAN A CLOWN CONVENTION! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… PROBABLY!

ZelieCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Community, competitive, Creative, Gaming, Hardcore, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, online platform, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, VPI, Vulture, ZelieCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magic Items Found:	7552	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

ZelieCraft is a server based on a small online platform.

We have:

Anarchy

Vulture

VPI

Hardcore

Pvp

ZelieCraft.aternos.me

Mystic Enchanted Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, Enchanted, horny, Isles, lol, lol omg, LOL OMG she, LOL OMG she is, LOL OMG she is so, LOL OMG she is so horny, mystic, OMG, OMG she, OMG she is, OMG she is so, OMG she is so horny, She, She is, she is so, she is so horny, so, so horny, SOOO

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crops Grown:	5725	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Emeralds Found:	727	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the mobs in this server are so frickin’ horny, like they’re all just tryna get it on 24/7. It’s like a freakin’ love fest up in here, but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And let me tell you, the Ender Dragon? Total freak in the sheets, if you catch my drift. So if you wanna get your Minecraft freak on, you better join this server right now, before all the mobs find other partners to get it on with. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, Coworkers, exclusion, feelings, friendship, invite, judgment, Minecraft, mutual coworkers, office dynamics, personal events, relationships, Server, small guest list, social etiquette, Upset, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with wedding drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is invited to the virtual wedding of the century! No need to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings because in our pixelated world, everyone is a friend and everyone gets an invite.

Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!

FriendzoningWife101

abandonment issues, Boundaries, Clingy, Communication, compromise, dnd, emotional wellbeing, Free Time, Friends, FriendzoningWife101, Honesty, love, Marriage, personal time, relationships, self-care, separation anxiety, Support, Understanding, Wife, work

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ores Mined:	7741
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy partners and enjoy some quality gaming time with your friends!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!

So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Divine Spears Created:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

SisterSassCraft

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father abandonment, feeling alone, feeling misunderstood, feeling unheard, parental favoritism, parental relationships, Resentment, seeking closure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, Therapy, unresolved feelings

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	New Chunks Explored:	399300
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and resentment, just like the OP’s relationship with their father!

Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!

Love & Blocks: Dark & Playful

altruistic love, attachment styles, blocks, Dark, dark personality traits, dating preferences, emotional connections, interpersonal dynamics, love, love styles, obsessive attitudes, partnered individuals, passionate love, personality traits, playful, playful attitudes, pragmatic attitudes, psychological research, Psychology, relationships, romantic behavior, romantic partnerships, single individuals, social interactions

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the players have dark personalities and crazy love styles! Partnered peeps are all about that passionate and altruistic love, while the singles are all about being playful, obsessive, and pragmatic. It’s like a soap opera meets a comedy show meets a psychological thriller up in here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with the most interesting characters you’ll ever meet in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, bio-attack, Campaign, CEO Brian, Covid vaccine, cross-section, DEAGEL, depopulation, Framed, funding, insider trading, interests, Luigi, nancy pelosi, poison gas attack, Realms, ShadowCraft, shares, Trading, Uhc, UHG stock, WARFARE

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Votes:	354
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

christmas, decision, Decline, DIVISIVE, exclusion, Fallout, familial, family relationships, gift, godfather, godmother, Honor, Minecraft, new year’s day, Niece, NieceCraft, relationships, Server, sibling, snub, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimension Hops:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!