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CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	147
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

69606447, big tittied, circle onee-sama, desuarchive, funk, funkg, mi/ss/, Minecraft, smp, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1226	Crops Grown:	6254
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9533
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	2355

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

19-year-old woman, alleged display, arrested, Arrests, Australia, charges, criminal charges, criminal investigation, extremism, HezbollahCraft, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, NSW Police, Political protest, pro-Hezbollah protest, Public Safety, Radicalism, SECURITY, Sydney, symbols, Terrorism, Terrorist, terrorist symbol

so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Animals Bred:	136
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragons Tamed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

BLOCK, capecom, celebration, COMEBACK, comeback kid, disbelief, fan reaction, memorable moment, Minecraft, Nostalgia, October 2024, Party, Redemption, Remembered, Revival, series, Server, surprise win, triumph, underdog story, unexpected return, unexpected success, Victory, where were you

🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8759	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	159
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9306
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Towns Built:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	496	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Chad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#facial hair, Appearance, attractiveness, Beard, BLOCK, Chad, Chads, comparison, Compliment, Girlfriend, hot, lookalike, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, partner, Party, personal style, physical features, Politics, relationship, resemblance, Server, Vance

Join our Minecraft server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle with Vance and his luscious beard! Who needs politics when you can have a beard-off showdown in the virtual world? Plus, if you look anything like Vance, you’re sure to turn heads and make your gf jealous. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarity that awaits on our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	173
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8845