Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Towns Built:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	8551	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6445
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3669	Alien Abductions:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.