Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Ores Mined:	3797	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Farms Harvested:	876	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Magic Items Found:	8509
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Chimeras Created:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ores Mined:	5239	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	254
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	180
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Potions Brewed:	31

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Crops Grown:	7356
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9981

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!