Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	2203

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Buildings Constructed:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	684	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	423	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Mines Excavated:	4646

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Emeralds Found:	1709
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	295
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.