Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Ores Mined:	7890	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchantments Applied:	256	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Emeralds Found:	3575	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9228	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Crops Grown:	6826	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
New Chunks Explored:	494278	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.