Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ores Mined:	1379
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2855	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Animals Bred:	148

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	279	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	83	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1477	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.