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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7112 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for kids who struggle with sharing, socializing, and eating anything other than mac and cheese and dino nuggets.
Join us for a wild adventure where you can hoard all the toys for yourself, lock yourself in your room whenever you want, and demand special treatment from everyone around you. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just can’t handle being around other kids.
But beware, if you’re looking for a server where everyone gets along and plays nicely together, this is definitely not the place for you. Only the most outrageous and ridiculous behavior is allowed here!
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem instead?
