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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 7063 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8810 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?