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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 6704 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Imagine logging in to our server and being greeted by a virtual family dynamic that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion. From ex-girlfriends showing up unannounced to military sons calling to complain about Mother’s Day drama, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re worried about getting bored, don’t be! With storylines crazier than a villager trading emeralds for diamonds, you’ll be entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?