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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 6497 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2619 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 85 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 42 |
Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).
And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.