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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 6655 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1174 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Our server is so awesome, even twins can’t resist joining! We have a special twin discount where if you and your twin both join, you get double the fun for half the price. Plus, we have a special therapy session for anxious players, just like the husband in this story. Don’t worry, we’ll help you work through your blocks (pun intended).
And if you have a mom like the one in this story, don’t worry – she’s not invited to our server. We have a strict no-bully policy, so you can game in peace without any family drama. So come join us and escape to a world where the only twins causing trouble are the ones trying to build matching houses.