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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3142 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
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