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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3248 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8990 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
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