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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 5480 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 191 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
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