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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7558 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5973 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 759 |
Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?
And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!