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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2617 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 7265 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 249 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
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