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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7290 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
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