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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 8172 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9595 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
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