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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2514 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Votes: | 2272 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7220 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
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