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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1638 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8995 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
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