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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 1741 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Votes: | 7083 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 365 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
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