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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 1695 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
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