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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2385 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 42 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
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