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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 616 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
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