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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4317 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
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