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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 8612 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 |
Magic Items Found: | 4343 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
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