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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3051 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
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