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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 9267 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
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