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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7024 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
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