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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3610 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
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