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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9504 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 137 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
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