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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6764 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9971 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
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